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dampsandwich:

OMFG my mom made me so mad so i covered my neck in ketchup and walked into her room with a knife in my hand and fell over and she called the police and they police showed up and put her in handcuffs and took her away OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY and none of that actually happened

wait so your mom didn’t make you mad

Posted November 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm 34566 notes

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